WTF?

What a maverick!

now that's managerial skill

I'll have my staff get back to you.

McCain is such a idiot.

It's inevitable -- someone is going to take a giant shit on us for another 4 years.

I'd rather it were Obama, cause I've been shat on enough by old white guys. Why not give someone else a chance to fuck things up.

It seems to me that if I owned those bits of choice real estate, I'd remember them - even if I were 72.

Maybe the Missus bought 'em when he wasn't looking. It's her money, after all.

"What did you say this red button does?"

"John, you're going to need to pay more attention, when we're with the therapist, if you expect 'this' to work."

The last time we hired a sventy-something to run the country, we later found out that he had been suffering from alzheimers and that someone else had been running the country.

Yeah sure. Lets roll those dice again.

Is this red button 'Call Nurse' or 'Global Armageddon'? I get them confused . . .

The beautiful, shiny button!

The jolly candy-like button!

Best. Episode. Ever.

The real tragedy here is that the McCain's have absolutely no taste whatsoever. Gag.

Yeah, WTF? Where are the Che posters and hammer and sickle banners. Lame!

Do we really want someone whose home furnishings consist of a cigar-store indian and a life-sized glazed ceramic Irish Setter leading the country? T-A-C-K-Y! And no, the Irish Setter is not Cindy on her hands and knees.

well, it does seem to be lacking in feng shui for sure.

I don't think there are enough photos on that pianoforte.

Where's the tiger cage?

The bedroom.

No, that joke would seem to imply that he's cooler than he actually is.

What do you mean by "WE",I didn't vote for that son of a bitch!