tivoli_mike Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 That sour look on his face is just perfect. We need a caption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I would just like to know what the hell that is on the top of his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Can't you recognize a rocket launcher? He's Al Queda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 "but I thought that once I got a lift kit and mounted a rack and jack on the roof I would be a foolproof off-roader" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tivoli_mike Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 "D'oh! I forgot to have the snorkel installed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recycled Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 That jack must be about 5' long. What kind of holes does he think he's going to find around here? Â I guess he's been schooled a bit. Time to upgrade to a Unimog. No jack needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 "Shit, I knew I should have bought the new H3", he said as he floated uncontrollably towards the Puget Sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Damnit ! This is a car, not boat, isn't it? Stupid, stupid, STOOPID!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 "Shit, I knew I should have bought the new H3", he said as he floated uncontrollably towards the Puget Sound. \Â cause H3s are so heavy, they sink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 You're doin' a heckuva job Brownie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 In truth, the front end of the car is sinking under his body weight--the fat fuck. Â Oops...I mean.. Hey Rudy, that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 You're doin' a heckuva job Brownie! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Â "It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 BOW PLANES TO 30%! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Â "It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I would just like to know what the hell that is on the top of his car. Â You city folk don't know a hole lot about anything do ya? The "thing" on top of his car is an anchor as he is obviously just positioning his jeep to go fishing. Jeeze what kind of idiot would purposley drive into a river whithout an anchor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 We city folk know a whole lot more about spelling, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 And the atomic weight of carbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 the moron's got a come-along, why doesn't he just get out and use it? i'd at least try. or is that just for show? make the other jeep drivers think he's 'too legit to quit'? someone at the jeep dealership must have told him he should have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 He's too embarassed to get out 'cause he's in the process of shittin' his pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Battalion Chief Craig Heike of Fire District 4 said the driver, a 32-year-old man from Snohomish whose name was not immediately released, apparently suffered a medical problem that caused him to drive into the river. The car left South Machias Road, drove across a field, through thick brush and across a bike trail before splashing into the water. Â Are you joking me? A medical condition? Like drivers turrets syndrome or something? "Mutha f#$&er sh!T CRASH BANG SWOOOSH"...... Maybe it's yet another side effect of taking Vioxx "side effects may include nausea, vomiting, stroke, heart attack, and driving your car into a fucking river." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Could have been a seisure. When I was in hiugh school, I was walking home from my part time job and almost got hit by a guy who was having a seisure. He careened through a few gates before he crashed into a tree and died. Â Bad mojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Maybe God told him to drive into the river. Hell, the waters parted for Moses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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